the founders of the kissing school *cough*

Helly

well... how 'bout it?
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snookie · Trimis: 14/09/2007 22:28�� Titlul subiectului:

nimic... doar ca tu nu ai ce face in momentul liber :-P

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Nox · Trimis: 15/09/2007 07:06�� Titlul subiectului:

erm... what's this supposed to be? :blink:

rocket · Trimis: 15/09/2007 11:56�� Titlul subiectului:

*curious*
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shape-shifter · Trimis: 15/09/2007 13:39�� Titlul subiectului:

continuarea "discutiei" de la testul cu sarutul... :-D

blueblackhusky · Trimis: 15/09/2007 19:48�� Titlul subiectului:

me into it me into it:D
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Nox · Trimis: 16/09/2007 07:32�� Titlul subiectului:

okay, care incepe? :-P

Helly · Trimis: 16/09/2007 15:09�� Titlul subiectului:

Hmmm, pai first of all, the founders have to pick the house signs :P
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 16/09/2007 15:29�� Titlul subiectului:

lemme see...
a black/dark gray husky with steel eyes? :-D

aaan as background, i d say...black, with light blue...
hmm...not sure on the colour choice of the bg
can we meet up and draw those things?
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Helly · Trimis: 17/09/2007 17:53�� Titlul subiectului:

we can draw them :D
next...
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 09/12/2007 14:11�� Titlul subiectului:

and what shall we teach the youngsters?
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rocket · Trimis: 09/12/2007 20:00�� Titlul subiectului:

nu ma bag, aici am experienta -∞ :-P

daca sunt numai elevi ca mine, cred ca trebuie sa incepeti de la 0 :lol:

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Helly · Trimis: 10/12/2007 13:53�� Titlul subiectului:

Geeeeez, that's a good question. I think you should be the one to suggest.
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 10/12/2007 17:11�� Titlul subiectului:

ok, i first suggest: curs despre cum sa te apropii, intai spiritual, de o persoana pe care ai vrea sa o saruti...si cum sa selectezi aceste persoane.
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rocket · Trimis: 11/12/2007 18:16�� Titlul subiectului:

*sits at desk, pen in hand, ready to take notes, very attentive* :-P

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Helly · Trimis: 11/12/2007 20:12�� Titlul subiectului:

Eu sunt tare de acord. Sa incepem de la premisa ca suntem in secolul 21 si fetele sunt chiar incurajate sa faca primul pas. *Go for it, girls!*
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rocket · Trimis: 12/12/2007 18:47�� Titlul subiectului:

da, dar cum faci aia? you don't just go up to someone and kiss him.
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Helly · Trimis: 12/12/2007 20:47�� Titlul subiectului:

That's a good one. Well, my experience goes only as far as getting his phone number and deciding never to call.
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snookie · Trimis: 12/12/2007 23:21�� Titlul subiectului:

eu nu prea imi pot da cu parerea ca la mine era iubire la a doua privire (sa zic asa) si a mers cam rapid la mine
candva chiar stii ca va fi timpul cand te saruti cu persoana respectiva, e greu de explicat in cuvinte
bine, pana ajungi la acest pas trebuie mai intai sa marturisesti iubirea ca omul poate nici nu stie (sau sigur)
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shape-shifter · Trimis: 12/12/2007 23:49�� Titlul subiectului:

De ce nu, rocket? :-D

Helly · Trimis: 13/12/2007 14:35�� Titlul subiectului:

Because people like us actually didn't kiss anyone before, and it would be kinda weird.
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rocket · Trimis: 13/12/2007 15:49�� Titlul subiectului:

helly stie :-P

dar intrebarea mea tot a ramas fara raspuns. si neexplicat a ramas si ce a zis blueblackhusky
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 11/01/2008 15:08�� Titlul subiectului:

ok.

1. te uiti in jur...uita te cu atentie. cu EXTRAORDINAR DE mare atentie. pentru ca de multe ori nici nu tre' sa te uiti mai departe de lungul nasului ca sa chiar gasesti pe cineva dragut/interesant. long distance sucks, serios, deci incearca sa gasesti ceva cat de cat la indemana for the first try. dup-aia te poti avanta si spre alte plaiuri. Si nici din spatiul virtual nu se recomanda, decat daca te excita teribil de tare ideea de a saruta o bucata de sticla, alias monitorul. Can you see that person? Goooood.

2. acum voi spune ceea ce Douglas Adams, in spatiala sa intelepciune a pus pe coperta a The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy : DON'T PANIC! Foarte serios. Daca te-a traznit "le coup de foudre", sau mai pe romaneste, ti s-au aprins calcaiele, nu intra in disperare. (daca tipul ti e prieten/coleg/ceva, sari direct la punctul 4) Faze de gen: ma plang prietenei cu voce tare "ooo doamne, de ce mi-oi fi luat azi bluza asta care are o gaura la maneca???" sau "geees, ce bine arata! he'll never want to be with ME, cea mai detestabila, plicticoasa si imposibila fiinta ever" sau "la ce ora trece pe langa alimentara x? sa stiu sa ies brusc din magazin si sa mi scap plasa cu cumparaturi la picioarele lui", sunt incredibil de penibile si iti ard absolut orice fel de sansa de a te apropia cu adevarat de persoana respectiva, mai ales daca nu e macho-ul fotbalist din liceele roz americane. adica, nu te ai simti tu insuti sufocat ca cineva necunoscut sa te spioneze si / sau sa te sufoce cu atentia lui??? The point is: nu dispera. Calmeaza te cat poti de mult si fa o cu adevarat, pentru ca disperarea se citeste deosebit de usor la suprafata. Be cool, gaseste un pretext rational ca sa intri in vorba cu omul(nu fa ca mine: "scuze, n ai gasit cumva 20 de lei pe mitropoliei???mi s a rupt buzunaru' de la pantaloni si i am pierdut..."(chiar ii pierdusem!)). pur si simlu afla cat mai discret ce ii place. poate ca deja din faza asta descoperi ca nu e corespunzător pentru tine, cu atat mai bine atunci. apoi intra in vorba lejer, arata te draguta. dar nu ii pune sufletul tau pe tava....guys usually can t handle that (sorry alin daca nu i asa in cazul tau :-P

). O aura de mister suav face bine mereu, cu moderatie desigur!

3. Talk to the person de mai multe ori inainte sa sari pe el just like that. (faza asta poate dura si 4-5 luni!!) Important e sa nu te arunci cu capul inainte - cu cat vorbesti mai mult si mai des si despre subiecte variate, o sa ti dai seama ce fel de persoana e (asta in cazul in care nu e un vechi prieten.), o sa ti dai seama dupa un timp daca e sincer in ceea ce spune sau nu sau daca cumva incearca sa te impresioneze(don t worry, asta vine de la sine, it s an instinct). Cu alte cuvinte, get connected. Oh, and don t compare him to other guys, de preferinta nici favorabil, nici defavorabil. Daca chiar e absoluta nevoie sau te a luat gura pe dinainte, fa i un compliment...favorabil evident :lol:

Si incerca sa observi daca atractia a devenit reciproca...daca el te ignora cand vorbesti, pare plictisit sub indiferent ce forma...move on.

4. Daca esti sigura, perfect sigura ca e destul de bun pentru tine intelectual vorbind, si fizic daca vrei(ca e curat, ingrijit, miroase bine and co., looks nu conteaza doar din punctul de vedere al siluetei fetei. being clean is essential, decat daca toata actiunea nu se petrece in mijlocul vreunui razboi si pe voi/tine v a/te a apucat marea dragoste. stinch is a passionkiller!), poti sa premergi cumva timpul magic al...sarutului. Poti chiar sa i da i un pupic foarte prietenesc pe obraz la un moment dat, asa in trecere, (garantez ca de obicei le pica fata!!) In rest, try to get in touch physically somehow-ii indepartezi vreo scama imaginara de pe mana/spate, il tragi de mana sa l duci intr un anume loc(aparent inofensiv desigur) :-P

, in cazuri drastice il pocnesti de drag (i usually beat my boyfriends up before they end up being with me, seems to work), eu stiu, te dărui sa i faci un mic frecție acolo chiar daca nu te pricepi(poti sa i si spui ca nu te stii, dar ca incerci), sau ii dai vreo suvita de par dupa ureche(in cazul in care parul are o lungime de peste 5cm), ii iei o geana de pe fata sau ii aranjezi o spranceava. Observati ca m am apropiat incet dar sigur de zona fetei - safest way to get to a kiss, ai timp sa schimbi traseul daca el reactioneaza prost la un ocazie dat pe drum. Chiar daca genele/sprancenele sunt mai aproximativ de buze decat urechile, faza cu suvita aia (imaginara sau nu) tine cel mai bine. Nu stiu riguros de ce, probabil pentru ca se apropie mana de gat, gest care puncteaza foarte tare spre sarut.

5. daca sunteti intr un loc unde nu s foarte multi oameni, if he keeps up eye contact si daca sunteti la 10 cm unul de altul sau mai putin, si daca la un moment dat mijeste incet, visator ochii...then bingo! you re really in for a kiss!

dezbateri deschise asupra metodei mele. adaugati, eliminati sau macelariti dintre detaliile propuse. have fun! :-D

a, si: daca el iti spune ca nu se poate atunci, ca are prietena, ca i impotent sau alte impedimente de gen, nu dispera. reorienteaza te pentru o vreme. chiar functioneaza, in sensul ca, odata ce ti ai facut poate alt prieten, sau pur si simplu ii dai tarcoale altuia, va veni el la tine mai devreme sau mai tarziu. that has been tested! :whistle:

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rocket · Trimis: 11/01/2008 16:55�� Titlul subiectului:

wow, thanks for the tips, husky! :-D

now I have absolutely no doubts anymore that this can never happen to me :-P

Now, I don't want everyone jumping to contradict me. Eu n-am zis chestia asta to have everyone tell me otherwise and assure me that nu stiu cum nu stiu ce Smile

I don't want to hear it, that is my belief, very strong, si basta Smile

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Helly · Trimis: 11/01/2008 17:58�� Titlul subiectului:

Wow, blueblackhusky, those are really good pieces of advice! :-D

Ah si, faza cu plezniti-i in joaca, to quote Hitch: "In case you haven't been to high school, hitting is goooooood!" Bine, vorbea de girls hitting guys.
Asa, dar faza cu: in cazul in care zice ca are prietena sau ca e impotent... you didn't test that yourself?
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 11/01/2008 19:54�� Titlul subiectului:

aia cu alta prietena da. impotenta nu, insa tine de motivele/pretextele perfect , dar absolut stupide si idioate!
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 21/01/2008 11:10�� Titlul subiectului:

pai...sper ca asta n o sa fie luata ca o contrazicere a ceea ce ai zis tu. sa i spunem rectificare. it s all up to you. if you want it, you can try it. de asta am si spus ce am spus inainte. if not, nu stiu cat de norocoasa ai sa fii ca sa chiar gasesti the perfect guy si sa ti se mai si ofere pe tava... :lol:

(scuzati, nu stiu de ce imi imaginam un barbat ca un porc pe o tava cu un mar in gura) :lol:

it s all about the fun connected to it...ok, depends how you perceive fun.
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 21/01/2008 11:20�� Titlul subiectului:

and now...for all the ones who have been patiently waiting for the actual hot part...

Basic tips on french kissing(presupun ca va descurcati cu simplul lip-on-lip kiss)

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa(or try leaning to a wall, unul de pe care nu se ia varul de preferinta :-P

).

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses(you can do that too, dar daca faci asta din picioare, o sa simti cum ti se rupe gatul la un ocazie dat).

5. Kiss gently, natural closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood(ok, you can open them from time to time, sa vezi daca nu i lasi urme celuilalt...).

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else(lips massaging lips, lips pecking lips, making short breaks to increase the tension...use that imagination!).

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips(sooooflty, seeensually...you know what i mean).

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth :-P

) and other things like that(think in spirals, helly o sa inteleaga cel mai bine cu scarile ei elicoidale).

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite (too hard). Explore that first with gentle suckling and biting. Some people enjoy it, some not.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose. And swallow your saliva, it s not a scuba diving contest!

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through his hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing. :-P

17....and remember; practice makes perfect. you re really lucky if you can get it right from the first time(i am really lucky...or helly's cousin is a great teacher :lol:

)
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rocket · Trimis: 21/01/2008 15:43�� Titlul subiectului:

hey, thanks for the... WAIT, WHAT??? Helly's cousin?????????????????
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blueblackhusky · Trimis: 21/01/2008 16:30�� Titlul subiectului:

high time you found out...
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